*We wish for all willing and enthusiastic people of the world to participate in the necessary and lavish task of communal critical thinking, we also realize that this presents a logistical problem of sorts. We acknowledge that forms – specifically those that deal in human quanta and data – are nearly universally reprehensible in all of their… forms. However, this particular form does help us to navigate aforementioned logistics. We hope the presence of this form doesn’t reflect poorly on our enterprise, which, it stands to be reiterated, is – if such a thing could even possibly be measured – spiritually allergic to not the nous of a form, but to the ends which forms are typically leveraged, generally speaking. We are not numbers or points of data and neither are you. All of this may seem rather obvious, however, we felt it necessary in this case for some undisclosed reason or set of reasons to be overly elaborate and transparent with regards to our thoughts on this particular form. Perhaps this will be the most self-apologetic form you ever fill out, which in itself, supposedly, it some sort of strange win. We wish wins were more prolific these days, but hey, it is what it is. Anyway, I hope this form is as enjoyable to fill out as it was to disclaim. Have a wonderful day!